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guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
My friend on the right there asked him “Why are you throwing sweets at people?”
He replied “Because I can”Because I can
BECAUSE I CAN
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
this is great
I think we need to take an hour to talk about the fact that he signed an official letter with
Fuck yeah,
David
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
every couple of months i forget about this video then i remember and have a hard time believing i forgot
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
a map of america drawn from memory
yeah
i live in america and this is completely accurate
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
in which john green is the cutest dad.
